New Dog in Town Response to Intergalactic Kegger Crasher 

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ur all wack especially u MC

MC ur wack as hell. every1 on this site can beat yo lil pussy ass at rap.

Yo its me MC all you losers must bow down I already have my scepter and my crown my name, Master Commander, is in you weak ass bitches must give in cause I'm back ain't cuttin no slack When I'm done you wont have jack how dare anyone battle me in rap cause when I get down with this shit I go from hit for hit so all eyes on me you weak ass bitch cause i'm the ruler, the master so bow down you bastards cause none of you come even close your rhymes they like swiss cheese they full of holes, make some mods please they dumb you must be numb you like a baby you suck yo thumb you can't talk trash I ain't scared to rap next time I see you I'll bust a cap Yo mine as well bow down and say fuck it duck run for cover yo gonna get hit by my raps step up to the plate don't masturbate you sick ass bitch, too late you like my teacher mrs. dake a horny ass hoe that likes to get blows thats yo life, thats what you chose

Raplyrics concocted a plot to reallign, Cause the rap-B-loggin cancer ain't benign, New Dog 'n town is doin some howlin, So is nature's friend But me 'n site host will expeditiously show them to the end Your lines run slow like syrup too thick, Vocabulary limited to "Bitch" "Mom" and "Dick" Meanwhile Raplyrics will bamboozle you with his rhetoric, Your monosyllabic cacophony is apt to make us sick So we will team up and overthrow, grab a lap top, computer, not a ho. Take some notes we'll expand what you know, bookies already rakin in dough Takin the bets cause your reign won't be long End ignominious, confused? try dictionary.com Better not be placin bets yourself, or your money'll be gone Better keep your gold on the shelf, so that you can pay Charon Our rhymes internal on the page, eternal toe the line of oblivion Better pray for reincarnation cause we're taking you back to square one. "Catch me on the flipside" you better start callin Pray Hades has a glove cause you gonna be fallin It's too bad I'll hate to see you go, cause even though you're weak, life sucks in Limbo Perhaps you'll land in Purgatory, your assignment to pen a lyrical story One that rhymes without mention of phallic inhalation That should keep you busy till you earn your damnation

la la this, la la that, if bullshit was edible your rap would make me fat, nonsensical battle rapper you cant fuckin master that Your lyrics are weak, lacking you see, you need to take your ass back to third grade and stop suckin on your mommies tit-ie, Factor this, my rhymes are hazardous and disasterous So try to keep up, you wanna kepp up,don't sleep, learn to read, Any fucking fool who tries to put their feet up gonna deal with my beat But just in case you wanna try put your buck up So I can see you cry when it's time, look at you and tell you to shut the fuck up You struck out, matter of fact, you didn't even bat You came to the plate and fell on your face flat So please look at these rhymes as a lecture, a lessoned learned, when bitches like you come out to play, you gonna get burned,

I find your ass in contempt, your rhymes overly spent ya think your Cash Money Model but ya aint close to 50 cent pay your rent with your day job, don't quit that shit save up for for medical bills, to recoup from my hit Mortal Kombat, bring that uppercut power style leave you spiked out, bleeding, while the crowd cheers, smile running ear to ear, what's that in your head you hear? You must think you got rhymes, to my eye brings a tear I feel sorry for niggaz like you who cant take two words end em up together for a single god damn verse you put two and two together and still come up empty I do the math for millions and hit the spotlight with envy don't be hatin what a playa be playin or what i'm sayin try to do your thing, but stick to a game you know is payin not humiliatin, like your published word on the BLOG ya like to talk about dick suckin, I got a hog but you touch it, you die, you put the homo in homicide im up for running fags like you over with my 4-by ride

On this BLOG Anything goes(goes)/ I rock platinum on that ass(ass)/ Rollin hard in my roles(roles)/ Who the fuck wanna battle rap with me(me)/ Believe me you don't have a chance, just wait you'll see(see)/ I come down like God pissed off passin judgment on thee(thee)/ Enough to make Thou piss your pants(pants)/ Thou thee, Fuck this, your retraded ass don't even understand, comprehend or see me(me)/ Like an old building on a no name street I'll demolish that ass all for free(free)/ Cause you aint nuttin but a punk bitch and this shit comes easy (easy)/ This is about to be the hunter and the hunted you see/ Redundance of crazy rhymes will drive you mute and cause incontinence you see/ Have some actacids bitch/ Causin that Ass to choke on my Lyrics/ Aww Hurt your Tummy?/ You like to talk shit but your rhymes aint shit to me/ If my raps were a dick, you'd be suckin on me/ So I'm done now with your gangsta style lyrics/ Im am blow up this bitch/ My flow's is deeper than 2001 leagues under the sea/ Your's ain't nothin but an old kind of elementary/ Suffering disbelief?/ Well just step then, you and I are about to beef/ Flows richer than butter, so fuckin stupid I feel sorry for your mother/ Punch harder than Evander with brass knuckles/ Scratch your ass out like steel wool on etch-a-sketch/ Ain't even testin' me yet and I already got you wrecked/ Spit enough fire to swallow your ass in half maybe 2/3 a breath/ Leave you tainted like you can't speak (rhyme deficiency)/ I spit proficient and sufficient enough for any efficiency/ Catch that? Basically what I said was that this is a no-vote/ I'll be waiting on the other line waiting for your ass to choke/ On this BLOG Anything goes(goes)/ I rock platinum on that ass(ass)/ Rollin hard in my roles(roles)/ Who the fuck wanna battle rap with me(me)/ Believe me you don't have a chance, just wait you'll see(see)/ I come down like God pissed off passin judgment on thee(thee)/ Enough to make Thou piss your pants(pants)/ Thou thee, Fuck this, your retraded ass don't even understand, comprehend or see me(me)/ Like an old building on a no name street I'll demolish that ass all for free(free)/ Cause you aint nuttin but a punk bitch and this shit comes easy (easy)/

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