Intergalactic Kegger Crasher Response to Rap 5 

Intergalactic Kegger Crasher Response to Rap 5

Rap five, buzzin like a beehive, cause you struggling to survive
Cause it aint got no sting, hurtin like a pageboy to a gay king
Walkin around bent over, but not from payin homage,
Had some inside damage, and it aint to your cartilage
Why you talkin bout bitches, verbal twitches cause yo tongue itches
Would bring you closer to hittin those ditches
Im takin the rhymes in a new direction, better use protection
Dont need no scalpel for this vivisection
You aint dining with lector cause he dont eat soy
Hes eating the verbose meat that makes him a real boy.
Put down your pen fool it aint a toy, I see your ploy Live large and annoy!
But I aint worried Im just laughin, waiting for something real to happen.
Your skin is so white, remove the shirt ignite the night
Like that punk named Powder, tomato-free clam chowder
Which ends up kinda yellow, sickly not bright like jello
An aimless quest like the search for the Yello Dello.
Man you make Homestar look like Frank Sinatra
Your rhymes is basic like Pong, Im playin Contra
Smooth like Long Island? Not your vocal styling, got me reviling
Words stacking up like the Poopsmith piling
While yo last line Ill admit was kinda clever,
To get there you better be from never-never
39 lines, incredibly juvenile, somehow makes you age all the while
Feel like a 400-year-old crocodile sinkin in the Nile
All antiquated and cursed by the time ya got to Stan
I must be emancipated from your hearse Mr. Gravediggaman
Your rhyme id so slow it makes me grow old, grew some mold
Blew, not like the cheese, makes me sneeze like I got a cold
So I do you in, though I be takin just 30,
Three-quarter the lines yet ten times as dirty.

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Comments

Comment Yea I remember MC. He was a lil punk. He used to wanna do drugs and he used to wanna be a XIV, His lyrics used to be wack and his raps were weak, I could freestyle longer than he could, i flow longer than him and i could get down like Priesthood, MC u wack ya can't talk smack, i be destroyin fake MCs like u when i rap on tha track, Fo Reals back in tha hood and rappin is easy, u can't even bust a cap i'm off tha 1 off tha hizzy, when i get done wit u MC u will b nuttin, i'm beatin you at rap when i b bustin, i be bustin flows that r phat like dona cuquita, your wack MC just drop tha mic cuz i beat ya. iight peace

Mon May 9, 2005 2:23 pm MST by Fo Real

Comment MC you are wack as hell. Your name should be lil pussy cuz you sayin you got yo ass kicked. I could beat you at rap and I could beat the shit outta you ya lil pussy.

Thu May 5, 2005 7:26 am MST by Anonymous

Comment I'm all over this fuckin site because my lyrics is always right because this site is a wreck send ya all out on a 80 year trek so I can have time to get on with my life bye bye, I took yo wife I don't know who da hell anybody here is but some of da raps is a bunch of shit and, don't say I'm gonna get my ass kicked because I already did

Tue Jun 22, 2004 8:49 pm MST by MC

Comment Tragic, sit back listen let me share from you to you and back to me, They all try to step step to this shit, but I am a motha fuckin lyrical p-i-m-p, Frustrated, you shoulda waited aint no sense in tryin to debate it, I throw my shit at him and he deflated, To answer the questions correctly, you're just a wreck, G A facsimile of all you claim to be, Weaker than the last Wu-Tang CD, I regret to say it but it's all tru, you aint nuttin but a bitch to me, my lyrics like a dick in your mouth, so fuck you, spittin this shit, got your girls panties all wet, Tell ya what ya need to do,go call the vet, So I can put this shit to sleep, it's outta control quick, But this shit is getting tiresome so it's time to go, Remember who's the master, whos the bitch, Except your a thump in life, and roll with the roll

Wed Sep 3, 2003 10:52 am MST by Psycho-Bustin-Lyrical-Gangsta

Comment you bitch ass mutha fuckers gettin word, betta yet a sniff that the creater of this site is a big fuckin turd, How we play this ?what you gonna do, put your trust in me I will see it through, flush that motha fucka literally and poetically to, go ahead bitch step to the plate, I'll bust that ass and take your wife on a date, my blood runs cold, your poor ass lyrics are gettin old, back the fuck up, sit that ass down, there is a new head motha fucka in town, thats right it's me I walk with a limp, some punks may even call me a gimp, thats all right though cause like you their shit lacks what counts, step back this dogs about to pounce, I can write like this all day, but whats the point you gotta ask your wife if you can come out to play, la la la deddle dee dee, Next time you wanna grab a mic, grab a dick, cause a cocksucking bitch is all you are to me. PEACE!

Wed Aug 27, 2003 10:54 am MST by NEW DOG IN TOWN

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