Rap 5 

Rap 5

Raptastic, my comedy antics border slapstick
unload a wad in you mouth, you love my chapstick
Plastic bag over your head, leave you for dead
or arrested, like who's the one fingered you Fred?
Ask me where my crazy shit come from, you run from
anything you can't understand, one conundrum
after another, shot you with my semi-auto verb
catch you goin commercial, kick to the curb
is it the superb stylin, flows down soft like Long Islands
then come at you, eyes buggin, superman, i'm flyin
silence of the lambs, cuts by the director
pipeline to the soul, dine on your thoughts with Lecter
Inspector, no gadget, just a tool that's unstoppable
the Big Foot crushin ya Gravedigga, tractor pull
fully locked and loaded, my words are bein quoted
at this very moment, souls floated by guns toted
promoted out of misery but not the lap of luxury
Opie still got no pie from my Aunt Bee, James Dean,
Bruce Springsteen, don't see the boss wit all the bling bling
while the bees sting, landin all my boys in singh-Singh
14 carets on your finger, dont care you took it but you slapped her
hidin out from the T-Rex, forget about my raptors
up for capture, the call went out and all the squads reportin
we don't bother with courts, turn ya self in, ya sufferin
6 million ways, ya eyes like doughnut glaze,
rats in a concrete maze, lookin round for bills to pay
convinced bitches they are always needy, put em to work
running 12 hour shifts for some high school jerk
mommas feet hurt, coming home but only barely
sendin prayers to the gods, god help me, hail mary
and pump my fist at my heart, why you wanna start
up my reign of terror, you serve only a part
in this play, all the worlds a stage, I'm a player
no more fire on my shield, Dirk the Daring Dragon Slayer
adds another layer, chain mail, resistin ya cuts
Full game style, long ball down to the putts
euthenasia, clearing the streets of the rap mutts
Flip the finger to your moms and then give it to the sluts
Range Rover ride through the countryside, escape
drop the evidence off the bridge like Stan with this tape

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Comments

Comment I loved it, true genius if I do say so myself, which I just did. How many small black midgets do you hire to complete your raps for you? No way one man can do all that. Your like a SUPERSTAR

Wed Aug 27, 2003 3:38 pm MST by Dan the man

Comment That was a money rhyme. Thanks for sharing! I hope you have more so we can make this a success. Where ya located at and have ya done any other work like this?

Fri Aug 22, 2003 3:07 pm MST by RapLyrics Admin

Comment Rap five, buzzin like a beehive, cause you struggling to survive Cause it aint got no sting, hurtin like a pageboy to a gay king Walkin around bent over, but not from payin homage, Had some inside damage, and it aint to your cartilage Why you talkin bout bitches, verbal twitches cause yo tongue itches Would bring you closer to hittin those ditches Im takin the rhymes in a new direction, better use protection Dont need no scalpel for this vivisection You aint dining with lector cause he dont eat soy Hes eating the verbose meat that makes him a real boy. Put down your pen fool it aint a toy, I see your ploy Live large and annoy! But I aint worried Im just laughin, waiting for something real to happen. Your skin is so white, remove the shirt ignite the night Like that punk named Powder, tomato-free clam chowder Which ends up kinda yellow, sickly not bright like jello An aimless quest like the search for the Yello Dello. Man you make Homestar look like Frank Sinatra Your rhymes is basic like Pong, Im playin Contra Smooth like Long Island? Not your vocal styling, got me reviling Words stacking up like the Poopsmith piling While yo last line Ill admit was kinda clever, To get there you better be from never-never 39 lines, incredibly juvenile, somehow makes you age all the while Feel like a 400-year-old crocodile sinkin in the Nile All antiquated and cursed by the time ya got to Stan I must be emancipated from your hearse Mr. Gravediggaman Your rhyme id so slow it makes me grow old, grew some mold Blew, not like the cheese, makes me sneeze like I got a cold So I do you in, though I be takin just 30, Three-quarter the lines yet ten times as dirty.

Fri Aug 22, 2003 12:56 pm MST by Intergalactic Kegger Crasher

Comment Rap five, buzzin like a beehive, cause you struggling to survive Cause it aint got no sting, hurtin like a pageboy to a gay king Walkin around bent over, but not from payin homage, Had some inside damage, and it aint to your cartilage Why you talkin bout bitches, verbal twitches cause yo tongue itches Would bring you closer to hittin those ditches I'm takin the rhymes in a new direction, better use protection Don't need no scalpel for this vivisection You ain't dining with lector cause he don???t eat soy He's eating the verbose meat that makes him a real boy. Put down your pen fool it aint a toy, I see your ploy Live large and annoy! But I aint worried I???m just laughin, waiting for something real to happen. Your skin is so white, remove the shirt ignite the night Like that punk named Powder, tomato-free clam chowder Which ends up kinda yellow, sickly not bright like jello An aimless quest like the search for the Yello Dello. Man you make Homestar look like Frank Sinatra Your rhymes is basic like Pong, I???m playin Contra Smooth like Long Island? Not your vocal styling, got me reviling Words stacking up like the Poopsmith piling While yo last line I???ll admit was kinda clever, To get there you better be from never-never 39 lines, incredibly juvenile, somehow makes you age all the while Feel like a 400-year-old crocodile sinkin in the Nile All antiquated and cursed by the time ya got to Stan I must be emancipated from your hearse Mr. Gravediggaman Your rhyme id so slow it makes me grow old, grew some mold Blew, not like the cheese, makes me sneeze like I got a cold So I do you in, though I be takin just 30, Three-quarter the lines yet ten times as dirty.

Fri Aug 22, 2003 12:48 pm MST by Primitave blog all up in my ry

Comment Rap five, buzzin??? like a beehive, cause you struggling to survive Cause it aint got no sting, hurtin??? like a pageboy to a gay king Walkin??? arond bent over, but not from payin??? homage, Had some inside damage, and it aint to your cartilage Why you talkin??? bout bitches, verbal twitches cause yo tongue itches Would bring you closer to hittin??? those ditches I'm takin??? the rhymes in a new direction, better use protection Don't need no scalpel for this vivisection You ain't dining with lector cause he don???t eat soy He's eating the verbose meat that makes him a real boy. Put down your pen fool it aint a toy, I see your ploy Live large and annoy! But I ain't worried I???m just laughin???, waiting for something real to happen. Your skin is so white, remove the shirt ignite the night Like that punk named Powder, tomato-free clam chowder Which ends up kinda yellow, sickly not bright like jello An aimless quest like the search for the Yello Dello. Man you make Homestar look like Frank Sinatra Your rhymes is basic like Pong, I???m playin??? Contra Smooth like Long Island? Not your vocal styling, got me reviling Words stacking up like the Poopsmith piling While yo last line I???ll admit was kinda clever, To get there you better be from never-never 39 lines, incredibly juvenile, somehow makes you age all the while Feel like a 400-year-old crocodile sinkin??? in the Nile All antiquated and cursed by the time ya got to Stan I must be emancipated from your hearse Mr. Gravediggaman Your rhyme???s so slow it makes me grow old, grew some mold Blew, not like the cheese, makes me sneeze like I got a cold So I do you in, though I be takin??? just 30, Three-quarter the lines yet ten times as dirty.

Fri Aug 22, 2003 12:39 pm MST by Intergalactic Kegger Crasher

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