Long Overdue from Intergalactic Kegger Crasher 

Long Overdue from Intergalactic Kegger Crasher

My retreat from sabbatical's been long overdue
Throw the beat, so mathematical, like aphex twins do
Now the music's pumpin, I must reveal my rant
It's got to do with something showin above that teen girl's pants
Girl I don't want to see your thong pulled all up on your back!
That thing must be all brown and crusty from ridin in yo crack
That don't make nobody think you're sexy, maybe just a slut
Leave crack to strung out bums and quit showin me your butt
Maybe I just don't have the fecal fascination all of ya'll do
But I always thought butts were better suited for producing poo-poo
Than for hangin a 'help wanted' sign on, you know?
It's all comin off anyways if you're gonna get laid, why you gotta let it show?
Save the punchline till after the joke Save the G-string for the final note
Ya'll are making me choke Believe me I'm less than stoked
I can't imagine how I'd feel if you was my daughter
Shoot, it ain't like that crap even makes you look any hotter
I just don t wanna even think about what's runin down your leg
Underwear's there for a reason ladies, enough said